I’ve Made a Huge Tiny Mistake

And he’s in San Francisco already:

Rollins flew to San Francisco yesterday and will join the Phillies today at AT&T Park, where they open a three-game series against the Giants tonight. Rollins, who has been on the disabled list since April 20 with a sprained left ankle, played three games this week on a rehab assignment in Clearwater, Fla.

Rollins was believed likely to be activated before tonight’s game, but the Phillies stressed there was no guarantee. They planned to have athletic trainer Scott Sheridan run Rollins through a series of drills to test the ankle.

If the Phils deem the ankle OK, they will activate him. If not, they won’t.

Longest. Sprain. Ever.

Terrific

I read a fun little stat in the Inky yesterday:

Entering last night, Chase Utley, with 13 home runs, and Pat Burrell, with nine, had combined for more homers than six teams: the New York Mets (20), San Francisco Giants (19), Oakland A’s (18), Washington Nationals (18), Kansas City Royals (16) and Minnesota Twins (16).

Wowzers.  The Twins ARE in first place in the AL Central division, albeit only 1 game over .500. The As are 22-14 and tied for 1st in the AL West though.

It’s been the talk of the nation: who will Tom Hanks vote for in the presidential race? Will he go for Hillary Clinton’s ties to her husband’s 90s presidency? Or would the venerable actor back McCain’s senatorial experience? Or would he perhaps go with a message of change and pick the senator from Illinois? Well folks, he’s made his decision. End the discussion. Stop the rumor mill. He’s picked a side.

IT’S OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OBAMAMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s more: “As an official celebrity, I know my endorsement has just made your mind up for you.”

You certainly have Tom. Thank you. Surely Indiana voters heard of this selection off the wire and headed to the polls in large numbers and pulled that lever for one Barack Obama. We’ve got the official celebrities like Tom Hanks and Sheryl Crow, not fake celebrities like Perez Hilton.

Well, Mrs. Clinton did get one celebrity endorser that I would call a real one, unfortunately:

Unclean!

Don’t underestimate the force. A Jedi never uses the force for attack.

Bill Simmons gets his man (courtesy Awful Announcing). Shame on Kimmel for perpetuating this lie upon both his company and the public.  Roger Clemens is saddened:

No comment on this score:

The skirmishes of the first six games boiled over with 9 minutes, 9 seconds left in the third quarter, with Boston already leading 51-28, when Rondo got the ball on a breakaway in the third quarter and had only Marvin Williams to beat.

Yes, they won 99-65 and held the Atlanta Hawks to 26 points in the 1st half.  Only two Hawks players, Joe Johnson and Salim Stoudamire, managed to amass double-digit point totals and the team shot 29.3% from the field for the game.  29.3%.  I have never seen a shooting percentage that low.  NEVER. I’d say it was a pathetic showing by the Hawks but I promised I wouldn’t comment.

Next up for the hated Celtics will be the Cleveland Lebrons, er Cavaliers.  Perhaps the Celtics have exercised their demons with this long series against the Hawks.  This series against the Cavaliers could go down like butter with them sweeping or winning in 5, or they could have another long series which requires a game 7 victory.  I would pick the latter simply because Lebron James CAN win you a game or two in every playoff series by himself.  The man averaged 29.8 pts, 9.5 rebounds and 7.7 assists against the Wizards.

In any event, I’ll be rooting for a Cavaliers/Orlando Magic conference finals.  I’ve had it with the Detroit Pistons and I don’t like the Boston Celtics.  The Western Conference is where it’s at anyway.

The biggest news to come out of yesterday’s post-game quotes was the fact that Phillies manager Charlie Manuel doesn’t faint from seeing San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum enter a room:

Lincecum, a shaggy-haired, 170-pound righthander, got a no-decision but lowered his ERA to 1.49.

“He’s good,” Phillies manager Charlie Manuel said. “To me, he looks like a little clubhouse guy or a batboy with that long hair, but he’s got a fastball.

“I wouldn’t say he’s pretty, though,” Manuel added with a laugh. “They call Cole Hamels ‘Hollywood.’ I don’t think they call him that.”

Cold.  Just cold.  Tim’s been crushing on Charlie all season and then he does him like that.  You could’ve let him down easily Charles, but instead you have to dig the knife and give it a little twist.  Why you gotta be like that?

Come on James. COME ON

Manuel said that shortstop Jimmy Rollins, recovering from a sprained left ankle, is expected to play in minor-league games in Florida beginning tomorrow.

Could Rollins be ready to play over the weekend in San Francisco? “Maybe,” Manuel said.

Remember the time Mr Turner was an integral part of the show, and his buddy Eli was also regularly on it?!  And remember when big man Frankie was the ‘enforcer’ but wanted to be loved?!?!?! I DO I DO OMGZ DO I EVER

Yes folks, Hillary Clinton told people to back the ‘filly’ in the race, Eight Belles, a not-so-subtle hint for people to back herself in the Democrat nomination process.  The horse then finished in 2nd place, broke both front ankles, and had to be put down ON THE TRACK.

Hmm.  No. No message there.

Time to go linking, been a while.

New to the lineup: Keeping Up Foreign Relations, On The DL, The Recliner GM, happy pete’s traveling adventures, Crooks and Liars, Indecision 2008, Walkoff Walk, foodcourtlunch, Where’s He Get The Mask?, Deep Sixer

Awful Announcing sez Michelle Tafoya is a tad hypocritcal…More Costas Now fallout, with Will Leitch going on the Best Damn Sports Show Period and this guy putting the blam on lil’ Bob Costas…

Chris Paul would rather shoot a 300 game in bowling than score 50 points on the basketball court. Side note: Chris Paul is my new favorite basketball player…God, the Giants suck…Roger Clemens was horny, really horny…Hey, what about Desean Jackson?  WELL HERE’S A FREAKING STORY ABOUT HIM!…Wolf Pack sighting tonight at CBP???…

Ambition, Impatience and Sloth is all about policy, policy, policy!  But what about flag pins you commie whackjob?!…At least the GOP doesn’t bother with policy anymore…Field Negro is on Vince Fumo’s analogy about slavery and anti-gay amendments…adeel on uneducated buffoons and gas prices…phillyskyline is updating us on projects…Watch this piece about Scientology on Philadelphia Will Do for hilarious comments…OMGZ!!!!1 Demi Moore!!! WITH HER DAUGHTER! IN PHILLY!!! EATING FOOD!! PLEASE TELL ME MORE!!!…Nelson Mandela is on the freakin’ terrorist watch list. *cough*  And Attytood is against family values such as preventing our nation from falling into a pit of sin and depravity by not allowing gays to publicly screw in front of little children! Despicable.

Beerleaguer on things changing…Philliesflow interviews a Braves fan…traitor…David Murphy writes about Charlie Manuel perhaps being the glue that held this team together during April…Post about CBP here…

When Pedro Feliz was signed to a 2 year, 8.5 million dollar deal in the off-season I had my reservations about the whole thing. Basically, I looked at these things called ‘facts’ and wondered why the Phillies should be starting a guy with a ludicrously low on-base percentage (OBP). Here were my thoughts on the signing:

So what do I think? I think he’ll be a slight upgrade over Nunez/Dobbs/Helms, but he’s no great shakes. He’s a below-average hitter, as his career 84 OPS+ shows(100 is average). He’s a terrific defensive third baseman, but does that make up for his horrible patience at the plate? Somewhat, but that’s only because of the trash that was thrown out at third base the past couple seasons. Feliz is not a big upgrade, he’s a VERY small upgrade…VERY small. It seems like a waste of money, to be honest. We could’ve spent no money and gotten production that was only a little worse. Considering I feel a large part of offense is getting on base, his horrendous .288 career OBP is worrisome. His career EQA (basically an offensive metric which attempts to put everything together independent of park and league effects) is .244. .260 is league average, FWIW. Helms’ career EQA is .263.

Well, it looks like I’ve been largely vindicated. Feliz is posting career lows in damn near every category except one…he actually has 7 walks. However, that may be due to a combination of his spot in the order and the hitting philosophy of the Phillies ballplayers and hitting coach rubbing off on him somewhat. Problem is, when he tries to swing that bat he just can’t get it to fall to a spot without a defender there ready to scoop it up. He went 0-3 last night against the San Diego Padres to drop his average to a putrid .209, while his OBP dropped to .265 and his slugging percentage fell to .363. That adds up to a 628 OPS, which is a little handy-dandy indicator showing just how horrible he’s been at the plate. To put that in perspective, Wes Helms, the man the Phillies basically told to not come back this season because of how much he struggled, amassed a 665 OPS in 2007 in 280 at bats. Their OPS+ is nearly identical, with Feliz at 67 in 2008 (with 100 being league average) and Helms at 68 in 2007.

The above means I was wrong in at least one respect. I stated Feliz would be an ever so slight upgrade at third base. He’s actually provided no discernible upgrade in offensive production, and while his defense is better than Helms’, that does little to cover up the massive problem at third.

But we have a solution! The Phillies have a potential fix for third base and it wouldn’t cost them a dime. Oh, they might have a little egg on their faces, but they’ll get over it. They could pull Greg Dobbs from off the bench and give him some more regular playing time.

BUT HE’S A PINCH-HITTING SPECIALIST! one might say. Perhaps, but in 35 AB thus far he’s amassed a 982 OPS. Last year he had a 780 OPS in 324 AB. They started to really lean on Dobbs last season as they phased out Helms, why not again?

BUT WE PAID FELIZ ALL THIS MONEY! Teams have dead money on teams all over the league. The goal is to win, not to try to validate irresponsible free agent signings. Dobbs was a cheap get. He’s shown since 2006 in Seattle that he’s a major-league hitter. He’s nothing special at the hot corner in regards to defense, but the man can hit fairly well. Why not go back to his bat? A near 800 OPS would do wonders for this offense. He’s been getting about 2 starts a week..why not flip-flop his at bats with Feliz? No harm can come from it if Dobbs starts to struggle because Feliz is already one of the worst hitters in the league right now. Only good can come from this move.

While the Phillies are a meritocracy in other positions, such as centerfielder, they are seemingly willfully ignoring the potential to easily upgrade third base. It’s time to bench Pedro Feliz.

Methinks Buzz is just angry and he doesn’t really know why. Other blogs have written far more eloquent pieces, so I’m just going to post the video and simply state that ‘Buzz’ (really? Buzz? REALLY?) doesn’t understand the difference between a commenter and the guy who writes the blog posts. He also doesn’t understand crude humor, snark, or sarcasm. That may be part of why he sees such a problem with so much ‘vulgarity’ and ‘dishonesty’ and ’speed’. People post their reactions to events and to other people’s opinions. Some blogs are better than others. Blogs have different missions. Some are poignant, some are funny, some seek to open dialogue, and some are just an outlet for somebody with opinions. Many people writing for blogs are smart people with *GASP* journalistic backgrounds. Hell, some newspapers actually embrace blogs and the internet. Imagine that.

Methinks Buzz is just angry. Angry that he is no longer the ‘voice’ of the fan and that he has to share that with, well, fans. Angry that there’s this ever-growing segment of people that won’t just lap up and take as gospel whatever he and other columnists write. Funny thing is, he has written some pretty good, if sappy, stuff. He just sounds bitter when he tries to rail against the ‘degradation’ of society while he is happy to throw out multiple curse words and character assasinate someone else in the process. He doesn’t want blogs to do that though; leave that job to the experts who’ve spent years perfecting their craft.

(courtesy Awful Announcing)

And enjoy Buzz weirdly attacking someone on the radio. How vulgar. <– Ha, see what I just did right there? Tearing down, not building up!