If I wanna see a midget bang a bunch of hookers I’ll go to a party at Jeremy Piven’s house

16 Aug

In these sensitive times, I’m not going to do racial humor.  Besides, Flav being black is, like, the 5th thing wrong with him.

But this is fun.  They got me seated over here next to my friends Jimmy Kimmel and Kathy Griffin.  Carrot Top, you’re busting out of your clothes.  You’re like the Incredible Hack.

It’s all for a good cause.  Child support.

What are you laughing at Flav?  You like like Whoopi Goldberg and Gollom from Lord of the Rings…had an abortion.

How do you embarass a crackhead who wears a Viking helmet?  How do you roast charcoal? Starving children send you 50 cents a day.

Let’s face it Flav, you set African-Americans back 20 years, and you set Viking-Americans back 50 years.

When white people watch your show they say ‘that guy’s hilarious’.  When black people watch your show they say ‘God I hope no white people are watching this show.’

Now look at ya.  You sold out quicker than the iPhone.

But seriously, you’re like family to me.  You’re like my uncle.  My Uncle Tom.

4 Responses to “If I wanna see a midget bang a bunch of hookers I’ll go to a party at Jeremy Piven’s house”

  1. GM-Carson August 17, 2007 at 6:32 am #

    Flav’s mouth looks like he let C3PO mouthfuck him and then forgot to swallow.

  2. Elizabeth March 25, 2008 at 12:28 pm #

    You stole the line about Flav being black is like the 5th thing wrong with him…atleast I know you watched his roast

  3. Adeline July 25, 2013 at 8:00 am #

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