I’ve Made a Huge Tiny Mistake

The biggest news to come out of yesterday’s post-game quotes was the fact that Phillies manager Charlie Manuel doesn’t faint from seeing San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum enter a room:

Lincecum, a shaggy-haired, 170-pound righthander, got a no-decision but lowered his ERA to 1.49.

“He’s good,” Phillies manager Charlie Manuel said. “To me, he looks like a little clubhouse guy or a batboy with that long hair, but he’s got a fastball.

“I wouldn’t say he’s pretty, though,” Manuel added with a laugh. “They call Cole Hamels ‘Hollywood.’ I don’t think they call him that.”

Cold.  Just cold.  Tim’s been crushing on Charlie all season and then he does him like that.  You could’ve let him down easily Charles, but instead you have to dig the knife and give it a little twist.  Why you gotta be like that?