I don’t know how I missed this piece of news when it first came around. Seems Flint, Michigan, home to a major crime problem, has decided that the biggest problem afflicting the fine citizens of Flint are hooligans wearing their pants too low. Seriously. No, really. The acting police chief apparently just started ordering his police officers to START ARRESTING PEOPLE FOR WEARING THEIR PANTS TOO LOW:
In an interview last week with the Free Press, Dicks said wearing pants below the waist is a crime — a violation of the city’s disorderly conduct ordinance — and can give police probable cause to search saggers for other crimes, such as weapon or drug possession.
Individuals would be subject to searches and punishment of up to 93 days in jail and a $500 fine.
Any irony that the chief’s last name is Dicks? Maybe he’s just jealous.
Let’s say you are walking down the street in Flint and start to wonder about whether your carpenters be creeping too far down your backside. How low is too low, you may ask. The police department has provided this handy graphic to show you to what degree you are destroying society as we know it:
Priceless. I hope the police expand this policy to untied shoelaces, hairy men wearing tank tops, and obese women trying to squeeze into hip hugger jeans.
Mr Rogers’ take (actually, think Eddie Murphy as “Mr Robinson”)
“Today, kids, we’re going to learn a new phrase.
Can you say ‘racial profiling lawsuit’, boys and girls?”
“Can you say ‘racial profiling lawsuit’, boys and girls?””
How is it racial profiling? Are you suggesting that only one race wears baggy pants? I love the law. How will gang members enter the city now?
There is a way around the law. Just wear shorts under the jeans. Then they can still sag their pants for whatever odd reason they do it in the first place. I have never understood why showing your underwear, in picture 2, is so cool or logical. Why wear the jeans in the first place? To me it looks like reverse evolution.
i think the first and last picture are okay but u kno wat…its not just guys doing it (yea its prolly 98.9%) but ive seen some FEMALES walking around with their pants sagging cus they like it like that but they almost all gay and I think thats ok…picture 2 is a no-no but the other ones are fine
fuck the police and the new sag law tell them mothafuckas quit being fags and looking at men ass fuck michigan period police cant stop us we are runnin this bitch d.d.m.d 4 life dayton duece mifian disiciplez 4 life we taking over dez streetz we deep as fuck da punk ass police dick in the ass bitches
lol