Chris Wheeler In All His Dancing Glory
Posted in Chris Wheeler, Humor on September 6, 2007 | No Comments »
Doesn’t everyone love him and his hair? Thanks 1.
First, the greatest vid ever: LINKAGE
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And The Winner Of The Chris Wheeler Guessing Game Is…
Posted in Chris Wheeler, Phillies on July 26, 2007 | No Comments »
Tom G from Balls, Sticks & Stuff!!! He guessed that our favorite announcer Chris Wheeler would mention the size of Petco Park during the final 3 games of the Phillies-Padres about 9 times. I counted 10 times throughout the 3 games, putting Tom almost spot on! Congrats Tom, and I hope you like [...]
How Many Times Will Wheels Mention The Size Of Petco Park This Weekend?
Posted in Chris Wheeler, Phillies on July 20, 2007 | 10 Comments »
During yesterday’s game against the San Diego Padres were all treated to multiple mentions of the size of Petco Park by our main man behind the mic Chris Wheeler. In the interest of fun and just a little bit of malice, I am going to run a guessing game. So fellow fans, [...]
1.1.07: Be Prepared
Posted in Chris Wheeler on December 28, 2006 | 3 Comments »
BACK SHE GOES!!!
New Ways For Wheels To Fuck Up
Posted in Chris Wheeler, Phillies on December 4, 2006 | 3 Comments »
With Scott Graham out, and former Phillies outfielder Gary Matthews in, the announcer’s booth is going to look mighty different in 2007. Harry Kalas, Chris Wheeler, Larry Andersen, and Scott Franzke will return. What does all of this mean? More Wheels! More play-by-play for all us Wheels aficiandos out there. More laughing, more banter, and [...]
Vote for Whitey Ashburn…and Wheels?
Posted in Chris Wheeler, Phillies on November 3, 2006 | No Comments »
Whitey’s up for the following (vote here):
The fans who remember Ashburn as “Whitey” the broadcaster — the long-time colorful color man to Hall of Famer Harry Kalas — are still waiting for that day. That day could come in July 2007, as the late broadcaster — along with veteran announcer Chris Wheeler…
Yeah, so everyone [...]
Chris Wheeler Fans Screams Are Heard
Posted in Chris Wheeler, Phillies on May 21, 2006 | No Comments »
From the same minds that brought the Delaware Valley, and indeed the world, the Chris Wheeler Glossary now comes Back She Goes! The Official C-W-G merchandise. These 100% pre-shrunk cotton T-Shirts run anywhere form 10 dollars to 17.99. There are shirts for kids, for men, for women, and then there is the huggable tee for [...]
Chris Wheeler = Owned
Posted in Chris Wheeler, Humor, Phillies on April 24, 2006 | No Comments »
First came the Chris Wheeler Glossary. It was a compiling of the infamous Phillies broadcaster’s favorite sayings. Here’s an excerpt:
He’s All Class - Any person with substantial time in baseball, even if he’s a horse’s rear
He’s A Ballplayer - see He Plays The Game The Right Way
He’s A Great Baseball Man [...]
Phils Show Undying Love for Hairpieces
Posted in Chris Wheeler on March 23, 2006 | No Comments »
The Phils released their broadcasting schedule, and Larry Andersen has been given only 3 innings on TV. Scott Graham is slowly being integrated into the TV broadcast, but the guy should be flogged for his horrible Scott Graham ice cream commercial. Hairpiece gets his usual 6 innings of TV time.
TV Squad talks about the return [...]
Back She Goes!!!!
Posted in Chris Wheeler, Phillies on March 6, 2006 | 3 Comments »
Marc Narducci, the guy who defended Wheels(as he is known), still doesn’t get it. He’s still defending Wheels, for some reason. This despite no fans liking Chris Wheeler, this despite the ever-growing Chris Wheeler Glossary, and the this despite his obvious cherry-picking of which emails he talked about in his article. I’ve read [...]
Deflating Wheels
Posted in Chris Wheeler, Phillies on March 2, 2006 | 1 Comment »
Well, it happened. Someone started DumpWheels.com, a plea to fire Chris Wheeler from the Phillies announcing team. It's not the nicest looking website(nor is this site) but the point behind it is that the fans don't want Wheeler, Kalas doesn't want Wheeler, so GET RID OF WHEELER.
A little excerpt says it all:
"Maybe my math is [...]
