Boy Meets World Sundays: Topanga Is All Growed Up

And she’s in Maxim:

The Bloopers To End All Other Bloopers

Hope this Mel Brooks guy made something of himself. Seems like quite the talent.

Riff Raff And Lil’ Debbie Must Stop Rapping

Weird, non-flowy staccato rapping styles unite, Lil Debbie and Riff Raff put out their new video, and its splendid in ability to bring together two of the best human impersonators in the biz:

Lil Debbie’s patented arm dancing combined with Riff Raff’s urban Kid Rock motif produce quite a visual. Non-rich rappers rapping about how high up they are in the food chain while also completely dressing in $5 shirts and showing $25 tattoos create a . There’s something a little endearing about Kreayshawn because she appears to a modicum of talent with her raps. I’m still waiting for something to emerge from Lil Debbie’s pen that is anything more than utter shit.

Frozen femurs in your freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer.

Lucasfilms Bought By Disney

= More Star Wars movies

Pro Wrestling Is Still Real To Me Dammit!

Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey Don’t Even Look Like People Anymore

Weird-looking mannequin people unite!

Arrested Development is Filming

I repeat: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS FILMING

The Ten Frisk Commandments

Represent.

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All Hail The King

SHHHHIIIIITTTTTT

Conan O’Brien Goes Out On Top

His final speech on The Tonight Show. Perfect.

Stay classy, Conan. I’ll be there wherever you may surface.

And the great performance of ‘Long May You Run’ …to Fox

Who Are You With?

David Letterman Explains What’s Going On Over At NBC

The kid nails it.

Support Conan, Screw NBC

So NBC really gave Conan a big shot.  While Conan O’Brien’s new Tonight Show has had a decline in ratings, NBC has been working behind the scenes to complete sabotage Conan’s show by moving it to 12:05 and moving the amazing Jay Leno Show to 11:35.  This would reward Leno for his horrible ratings, shtick and show, and punish Conan for doing an admirable job. Makes complete sense!

What to do?  Conan now has the option to leave NBC or accept their terms.  Personally, I’d prefer he move to another network, but would he be willing to go out on the market?  ABC has invested in Jimmy Kimmel, but previously showed a willingness to go after David Letterman when his contract was up.  While Conan is not on Letterman’s level, he has cache and hits key demographic targets.  Plus, he’s just good.  A combinaton of Kimmel and O’Brien would instantly crush Leno/Jimmy Fallon in the talent department, and certainly work well against Letterman/Carig Ferguson.

Or he could go to FOX and make it a four-way battle.  While fun for us viewers, this would be crazy and someone would almost certainly be crushed in the end. I’ll support Conan no matter where he goes, and I can’t hate Jay Leno the person, but I can certainly despise the way NBC handled their late-night lineup.  First they get rid of five hours of programming to have more people talking on chairs and couches, and now that it isn’t working they’re making O’Brien’s Tonight Show the scapegoat.

Something President Obama Should Work On

Via Crooks & Liars, here’s what should be #1 on the agenda once September rolls around:

Ricky Gervais And Stephen Merchant Are Teasing Us

Everybody’s favorite comedians, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, are coming out with a movie called Cemetary Junction starring some guy named Ralph Fiennes (heard of him?). They decided to tickle the undercarraige of their fans a little and give them a taste of what’s in store .  Looks like laughs: