It’s happened before, it’ll happen again; someone checked their online bank account and it stated they had more money than previously thought. Big whoop, right? However, this time’s slightly different:
Delaware County resident Chris Reynolds received just such a shocking delivery from PayPal on Friday, when he opened his monthly statement from the online money-transfer company via email and saw that his ending balance was $92,233,720,368,547,800.
“I’m just feeling like a million bucks,” Reynolds told the Daily News yesterday. “At first I thought that I owed quadrillions. It was quite a big surprise.”
Exciting news! This man now has more than all the money ever created ever in the history of ever! And he’s in our state! Think of the tax revenue:
After absorbing the initial shock, Reynolds logged on to PayPal’s site and saw that his balance was listed there as zero.
Shit. Oh well, fun while it lasted. Also, this could be the first time ‘sad trombone’ has been written in the copy of a newspaper article.
In any event, what would’ve this fine upstanding young man have done with the money? Why, buy the Phillies! (and something about pay off debts):
“I’m a very responsible guy,” he said. “I would pay the national debt down first. Then I would buy the Phillies, if I could get a great price.”
He’s damn good. Here he is dropping by the Egyptian TV show Al Barhnameg (The Program) to discuss his coming movie:
Hope this Mel Brooks guy made something of himself. Seems like quite the talent.
Weird, non-flowy staccato rapping styles unite, Lil Debbie and Riff Raff put out their new video, and its splendid in ability to bring together two of the best human impersonators in the biz:
Lil Debbie’s patented arm dancing combined with Riff Raff’s urban Kid Rock motif produce quite a visual. Non-rich rappers rapping about how high up they are in the food chain while also completely dressing in $5 shirts and showing $25 tattoos create a . There’s something a little endearing about Kreayshawn because she appears to a modicum of talent with her raps. I’m still waiting for something to emerge from Lil Debbie’s pen that is anything more than utter shit.
Frozen femurs in your freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer.
Weird-looking mannequin people unite!