Hope this Mel Brooks guy made something of himself. Seems like quite the talent.
Weird, non-flowy staccato rapping styles unite, Lil Debbie and Riff Raff put out their new video, and its splendid in ability to bring together two of the best human impersonators in the biz:
Lil Debbie’s patented arm dancing combined with Riff Raff’s urban Kid Rock motif produce quite a visual. Non-rich rappers rapping about how high up they are in the food chain while also completely dressing in $5 shirts and showing $25 tattoos create a . There’s something a little endearing about Kreayshawn because she appears to a modicum of talent with her raps. I’m still waiting for something to emerge from Lil Debbie’s pen that is anything more than utter shit.
Frozen femurs in your freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer.
Weird-looking mannequin people unite!
His final speech on The Tonight Show. Perfect.
Stay classy, Conan. I’ll be there wherever you may surface.
And the great performance of ‘Long May You Run’ …to Fox
The kid nails it.
So NBC really gave Conan a big shot. While Conan O’Brien’s new Tonight Show has had a decline in ratings, NBC has been working behind the scenes to complete sabotage Conan’s show by moving it to 12:05 and moving the amazing Jay Leno Show to 11:35. This would reward Leno for his horrible ratings, shtick and show, and punish Conan for doing an admirable job. Makes complete sense!
What to do? Conan now has the option to leave NBC or accept their terms. Personally, I’d prefer he move to another network, but would he be willing to go out on the market? ABC has invested in Jimmy Kimmel, but previously showed a willingness to go after David Letterman when his contract was up. While Conan is not on Letterman’s level, he has cache and hits key demographic targets. Plus, he’s just good. A combinaton of Kimmel and O’Brien would instantly crush Leno/Jimmy Fallon in the talent department, and certainly work well against Letterman/Carig Ferguson.
Or he could go to FOX and make it a four-way battle. While fun for us viewers, this would be crazy and someone would almost certainly be crushed in the end. I’ll support Conan no matter where he goes, and I can’t hate Jay Leno the person, but I can certainly despise the way NBC handled their late-night lineup. First they get rid of five hours of programming to have more people talking on chairs and couches, and now that it isn’t working they’re making O’Brien’s Tonight Show the scapegoat.
Via Crooks & Liars, here’s what should be #1 on the agenda once September rolls around: