Scott Graham Brings News Of The Apocalypse

30 Aug

It was the top of the 8th inning. The Phillies were cruising by the Nationals behind the left arm of King Cole Hamels, winning 4-0. There were 2 outs and Jeff Conine was standing at second base. Up strolled Abraham Nunez to the plate with an 0-3 collar around his neck. His 198 batting average and 522 OPS has become a sort of odd wonder, such that Sportszilla has chronicled his assault on the 500 OPS mark. His designation as starting third baseman defies any sort of logic, and yet the words Scott Graham, Phillies broadcaster, was about to utter would shake the ground that I stood upon:

“Well, with two outs and the pitcher behind him, the Nationals are going to intentionally walk Abraham Nunez to get to Cole Hamels.”

Yes. That’s right. Abraham Nunez was intentionally walked as though he were the Ryan Howard of 8 hole hitters. With 2 outs and the worst starting major leaguer in the past 6 seasons up at the plate, Frank Robinson had the stellar idea of letting that guy get on base to, as the illustrious Chris Wheeler would say, ‘turn the lineup over’. Instead of the pitcher’s spot leading off the top of the 9th, Jimmy Rollins led off the 9th.

Now, it ‘worked’ in that Cole Hamels struck out to end the inning. But three straight hits were given up in the 9th inning, and the Phillies were able to score a run on a sacrifice fly that might not have been set up if a pinch hitter came in to lead off the inning. The simple fact that the worst starting player in the Majors was GIVEN a base is simply mindboggling. To give Abe Nunez ANYTHING is just…wow.


4 Responses to “Scott Graham Brings News Of The Apocalypse”

  1. John Salmon August 31, 2006 at 4:16 am #

    Frank Robinson is to managing as Abe Nunez is to hitting…

  2. Why-Why Wicki August 31, 2006 at 8:27 pm #

    “522 OPS”? that sounds pretty damn good if you are talking On Base Percentage.

    Abey Nuny does make one long for Davie Bellie but you might wanna check that 522.

  3. John Salmon August 31, 2006 at 11:37 pm #

    It’s On Base Plus Slugging.

    .522 sucks.

  4. Why-Why Wicki September 1, 2006 at 7:20 pm #

    Thanxx, Johnny.
    It’s too complicated for wicki, though.

    On Base %age is logical; this other one….???

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: