New Ways For Wheels To Fuck Up

4 Dec

With Scott Graham out, and former Phillies outfielder Gary Matthews in, the announcer’s booth is going to look mighty different in 2007.  Harry Kalas, Chris Wheeler, Larry Andersen, and Scott Franzke will return.  What does all of this mean?  More Wheels! More play-by-play for all us Wheels aficiandos out there.  More laughing, more banter, and more Wheels-isms.  The updates coming in to the Chris Wheeler Glossary are going to overload their email system.

The jury’s still out on Gary Matthews.  We don’t know whether he could actually bring something to the theoretical table, so why assume he won’t?  Still, it would be great if he just plain sucked.  It would give a lot of blogs a lot of cheap and easy material (which I live on).


4 Responses to “New Ways For Wheels To Fuck Up”

  1. Jon December 6, 2006 at 1:10 am #

    What’s with Scott Palmer? Would he want in on broadcasting?

  2. Harry fan December 6, 2006 at 4:28 pm #

    The Phillies must have decided that there can only be one Scott on their brodcsating team to avoid confusion. Thus one of them had to go or change their name to one not being used by another announcer. Obviously, they both refused and Mr. Graham probably got the axe because he cost more than Franzke. So therefore Mr. Palmer cannot step in unless he changes his name, since Franzke has refused to change his.

  3. Donald James March 9, 2007 at 3:49 pm #

    Amen, brother. What can we do to dump Wheels? (And soon after bring back Graham?) You need money? Support? Whatever? I’m all over dumping Wheels.


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