Allen Iverson Has More Money Than You Do

7 Sep

-Allen reacts to the bottom line of his monthly bank statement.

And apparently he can’t blow through it fast enough, judging by the stuff he left laying around his old house:

Chinchilla, mink, fox & leather coats; designer & brand name clothing and accessories by Very Cuoio, Prada, Manolo Blahnik, Chanel, YSL, Dolce & Gabbana, Gucci, Gianmarco Lorenzi, Nija (NY Milan), Kokin (NY), Philip Treacy (London), & Neiman Marcus; Contemporary art glass; colored cut to clear crystal; 140 + contemporary art glass paperweights; English & other fine china; painted wood icon collection; contemporary Tiffany style & other lamps; Russian brass samovars; decorative leather wine bottle holders; contemporary artwork by Scott Hile, John Douglas, Lee White, Michele Cole, etc; Williams “Space Shuttle” & Bally “King of Steel” pinball machines; Capcom “Trojan” arcade game; Bally “Nevada Hotel & Casino” 25 cent slot machine; 6 ½” ft. painted wood Cigar Store Indian; prs. large bronze Elephant fountains & Lion garden sculpture; leaded glass panels; marble & Capo Di Monte pedestals; Spinet piano; Baker executive desk; leather sofa set; Italian leather & wood dinette set; quality patio furniture; fine decorative br furniture, dressing screens, mirrors, chairs, etc; high top tables & bar stools; canopy bassinet; custom designer rugs; artificial plants; set Bentley 21” rims w/ tires; 2 sets Rolls Royce 20” rims w/ tires; set Ford expedition 18” rims w/ tires; child’s gas powered Masseratti auto; Yamaha pocket rocket motorcycle; pony buckboard wagon; Mitchell & Ness & other sports jerseys; Harmon Kardon & other stereo equipment; exercise equipment; Toshiba flat screen television & other electronics; more!!!

Out of all of these pricey items, this is what popped out at me:=

140 + contemporary art glass paperweights

How much loose paper did this guy have?!  Maybe his mansion should’ve had a better air circulation system so it didn’t blow papers all over the place willy-nilly. (courtesy Philadelphia Will Do)

3 Responses to “Allen Iverson Has More Money Than You Do”

  1. Bill B. September 7, 2007 at 2:46 pm #

    Uh… what does he need all that for? I think Donald Trump is looking at Iverson’s superfluous purchases and laughing in pity.

    Kobe brought something like $21,000 worth of champagne to one-up a poker player in Vegas, and he never drank any of it.

    Philly is well-represented with those two.

  2. Chris September 7, 2007 at 5:27 pm #

    He tried to one up Antonio Esfandiari.

    Trump’s entire shtick is that he buys and sells extravagant excess

  3. Bill B. September 8, 2007 at 3:33 am #

    Wow, that was Antonio that was competing with Kobe?

    I was just watching High Stakes Poker the other night and he was whining about his financial shortcomings compared to Phil Hellmuth. Makes sense now.

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