The Knicks Are Horrible, Just Horrible

30 Nov

They’re the only team in the Atlantic Division that actually makes me think the Sixers might end up in last place. Last night your New York Knicks lost to the Boston Celtics 104-59. And what did our main man Stephon Marbury have to say?

“Of course I am embarrassed. We lost by nearly 50 points,” Knicks guard Stephon Marbury said. “I’m angry. I’m always angry when I lose, but that was just flat-out embarrassing. To lose that bad was just ridiculous.”

Nate Robinson led the Knicks entire roster with 11 points. The team shot 30.3% from the floor! They had 12 assists and 14 turnovers! The Celtics didn’t sat their big three the entire 4th quarter! This loss dropped them to 4-10 and confirmed their status as one of the worst teams in the entire league. They’re being outscored by their opponents by 9 points, they’re near the top in turnovers and near the bottom in field goal percentage. They flat out suck and I’m enjoying every minute of it. It’s the only thing that’s keeping me from hating my own Sixers. Oh Isiah, you sly minx. Thank you for creating this monstrosity.

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One Response to “The Knicks Are Horrible, Just Horrible”

  1. The Red Tornado November 30, 2007 at 11:05 am #

    Makes you wanna puke

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