Philadelphians Think Chris Webber Sucks

10 Feb had a poll up over the weekend which asked which Western Conference team had the best pickup.  It broke down thusly:

1. Los Angeles getting Pau Gasol

1285 (63.1%)
2. Golden State getting Chris Webber

24 (1.2%)
3. Phoenix getting Shaquille O’Neal

349 (17.1%)
4. San Antonio getting Damon Stoudamire

105 (5.2%)
5. Utah getting Kyle Korver

272 (13.4%)

Yep.  Chris Webber got 24 votes.  I think 20 of them were friends and relatives with access to the internet.  Sorry Chris, I guess you just didn’t make an impact.  Now, if the question was relating to who will be the first to become unhappy in his state role, Chris would likely top the list.


8 Responses to “Philadelphians Think Chris Webber Sucks”

  1. Adeel February 11, 2008 at 12:59 am #

    I have nothing to say about Chris Webber. I did, however, spend approximately 90 minutes in Philadelphia on Friday.

    The good:

    – Black people talk like they’re black
    – A strange obsession with recycling at the airport
    – Lots of foreign, greasy, potentially deadly breakfast food
    – A Dunkin’ Donuts inside the airport.
    – No memory of the 1993 World Series

    The bad:

    – Too many assholes wearing khakis with Hawaiian shirts
    – Too many self-important assholes with Blackberrys

  2. Chris February 11, 2008 at 12:20 pm #

    Sounds like you didn’t leave the airport.

  3. Adeel February 11, 2008 at 3:43 pm #

    You are correct, sir. What did I miss?

  4. Chris February 11, 2008 at 4:43 pm #

    A lot. If you had stayed we could’ve hung out in South Philly!

  5. Adeel February 11, 2008 at 6:39 pm #

    I had a plane to catch. I would’ve asked you to hang out, but you would’ve had to buy a plane ticket or something.

    If I go to Penn, we should live together. Well, maybe we could try blogging together first.

    I want to go to a game at soon-to-be-old Yankee Stadium this year. Would you be up for that?

  6. Adeel February 11, 2008 at 7:55 pm #

    Anyway, to bring this back on topic:

  7. Chris February 12, 2008 at 6:14 pm #

    It would depend when…I do work for a living, you know.


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