See The Philadelphia 76ers For Only Ten Dollars

18 Nov

See, the Sixers have been having trouble filling up the Wachovia Center.  They’re dead last in the league in capacity filled at 61.6%.   They can’t find enough fans to fill up those seats.  Cobwebs are growing.  So what’s a team to do?  OFFER TEN DOLLAR TICKETS!!!!!  The remaining games in November, plus six in December, are being priced to move. So BUY BUY BUY! Watch Thaddeus Young light up the scoreboard.  Watch Elton Brand pull down those boards. And watch Sam Dalembert look incredibly lost out there.  All for the low, low price of ten dollars a night!

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