Tag Archives: rap

Vanilla Ice Thinks The New Turtles Rap Is Less Than ‘Magical’

5 Aug

GQ quoted The Iced One as saying:

With respect to all of the artists, the song doesn’t really do it for me. It feels a little artificial—what I mean by that is that it sounds like a bunch of executives in the corporate world put it together. It really does not fit the theme of the Ninja Turtles legend. I think you have to understand, and be a true Ninja, to possess the Magic to really pull off the secret sound.
The new song is called Shell Shocked by Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa and Ty Dolla Sign.

Riff Raff And Lil’ Debbie Must Stop Rapping

16 Nov

Weird, non-flowy staccato rapping styles unite, Lil Debbie and Riff Raff put out their new video, and its splendid in ability to bring together two of the best human impersonators in the biz:

Lil Debbie’s patented arm dancing combined with Riff Raff’s urban Kid Rock motif produce quite a visual. Non-rich rappers rapping about how high up they are in the food chain while also completely dressing in $5 shirts and showing $25 tattoos create a . There’s something a little endearing about Kreayshawn because she appears to a modicum of talent with her raps. I’m still waiting for something to emerge from Lil Debbie’s pen that is anything more than utter shit.

Frozen femurs in your freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer.